Jackie-F's definitions

rapanol

Name given to the date-rape knock-out drug Rohypnol, suitable because it lets you know exactly what it's used for. Pronounced 'rape-a-noll'

There's some dodgy looking guys in this place, mind your drink, you don't want to end up with rapanol in there

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

dross

Music that's offensive to the eardrums in its poorness. Comes from a combination of the word dross, meaning rubbish, and Luther Van-Dross - a notoriously bad musician.

I can't listen to this dross. Get it the hell of my stereo before I hurt you.

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

monumental

Something that's really amazing. See mental, sick, insane, nuts, mad, wicked, rude.
If something is mental but bigger/better

This shit is monumental! (emphasis on 3rd and 4th syllables)

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

tickun

A good looking girl or bloke. As in a tick one, tick person

Check her out, she's a proper tickun!

by Jackie-F September 26, 2005

Don't give it

UK. Menacing way of telling someone not to be rude. Suggests that if the person you're telling says one more rude thing you'll hit them.

Don't give it you prick. I'll fuckin batter you

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

yeppity

Really lame way of saying yes. If you ever catch yourself saying it, stop, take ten deep breaths, then kill yourself

Feeling good?

Yeppity! Oh damn, did I just say that? See you in the next life...

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005