Definitions by Jackie-F

dross 

Music that's offensive to the eardrums in its poorness. Comes from a combination of the word dross, meaning rubbish, and Luther Van-Dross - a notoriously bad musician.

I can't listen to this dross. Get it the hell of my stereo before I hurt you.

dross by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

wholegrain baps 

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

wholegrain baps by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

floury baps

Milky white bosoms of ample size and proportion.

I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about

floury baps by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

tickun 

A good looking girl or bloke. As in a tick one, tick person

Check her out, she's a proper tickun!

tickun by Jackie-F September 26, 2005

lickup

To be mashed. Stoned. Blackup. Red. Lean. Buzzing. Under the relaxing effect of marajuana.

Boy, this green is killer, I'm lickup

lickup by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

gudgeon 

A small undeveloped penis, looks prepubescent but found on a man who has reached sexual maturity. Named after the small bottom-feeding fish found in rivers and lakes in Western Europe

After his pants came down I had to do a double-take, there was nothing there but a gudgeon!

gudgeon by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

attackmode 

When, under the influence of alcohol, a person thinks it's funny to irritate and annoy another person by hitting them, pushing them, etc. Attackmode can escalate into mindless vandalism and is usually associated with fits of laughter, stumbling and slurred speech

Argh! He's driving me nuts
Yeah, he's on full-on attackmode at this stage

attackmode by Jackie-F September 24, 2005