Jackie-F's definitions

proud

To have an erection. ie. Standing tall and proud

She was feeling her boobs in front of us at one point. Made me pretty proud.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

whizzy

Really really lame way of saying something is good. If you say this word, and are under the age of 50, you deserve to be buried up to the neck in sand and left to vultures

What do you think of my new car?

Wow, it's...*thinks of word to say*...really, whizzy

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

drainsoup

Raw sewage. Often used in a derogatory way when speaking to someone

Is there any food in the house?
Nothing but drainsoup I'm afraid
or
Go slurp on some drainsoup you madge

by Jackie-F September 23, 2005

muntcore

A hideously ugly person. When normal words such as 'munted' just aren't strong enough to describe such a grotesque appearance

Go for it, she's all over you.
Naa, she's butters (ugly).
You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire.
What are you on? She's full-on muntcore. No way am I getting with that

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

batty town

Affectionate but insulting name for Brighton, UK. Home to lots of students and druggies. Also gay capital of England. See batty, Jamaican slang for homosexual.

What you up to tonight geez?
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...

by Jackie-F September 19, 2005

deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.

Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

dross

Music that's offensive to the eardrums in its poorness. Comes from a combination of the word dross, meaning rubbish, and Luther Van-Dross - a notoriously bad musician.

I can't listen to this dross. Get it the hell of my stereo before I hurt you.

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005