Jackie Shelton's definitions

glampire

Hip, glamorous, well-dressed, fashion model vampires, as seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Blade. They will also be featured in the fashion section of the October issue of RLife, Reno's premier lifestyle magazine.

Did you see that glampire at the bar last night? That was one hot, undead bloodsucker.

by Jackie Shelton September 16, 2007

preferless

When you have no opinion on a particular subject.

Do you want to go to Wendy's or Burger King? I'm preferless.

by Jackie Shelton September 16, 2007

wiggedy

Something that's not quite right.

Example 1: That photo is too low-resolution to reproduce correctly. It's going to be all wiggedy when the brochure goes to print.

Example 2: His hair has been wiggedy for a week. That boy is deeply in need of a hair cut.

by Jackie Shelton October 16, 2008

box people

People incapable of thinking outside the box.

That proposal seems pretty innovative, considering you're presenting it to box people.

by Jackie Shelton January 15, 2009

Twitter Life

Noun: When a person spends all his or her time creating an imaginary life on twitter, instead of actually doing anything or interacting with anyone.

Yeah, he spent the entire party in the corner twittering about how great the party was, instead of actually talking to anyone. So much for a real life, he's only got a twitter life.

by Jackie Shelton January 15, 2009

Babblerouser

Definition: A person (or group) that is purposely controversial in order to incite a reaction - for the express purpose of complaining about it later.

Example: She put a David Duke political sign up in her yard because she knew it would piss of the homeowner’s association. What a babblerouser!

by Jackie Shelton March 28, 2008

faux cougar

A young woman who looks much older than her same-age boyfriend.

"Look at Bobby's new faux cougar girlfriend. That girl has spent way too much time in the sun!"

by Jackie Shelton July 20, 2008