hurry call

An emergency bowel movement. Usually occuring in a location without adequate toilet facilities. Often after consuming greasy, spicy Mexican food. May result in soiled undergarments

Yikes, I finished off that greasy carnitas burrito and had a hurry call at CompUSA! I shit myself and had to leave my underdrawers behind!

by Jackel in El Centro September 20, 2008

Shorinkan

Shorinkan is a traditional Okinawan karate association that practices Shorin-Ryu karate. The Shorin-ryu Shorinkan Association is led by Grand Master, Shoguro Nakasato. The Association has dojos and instructors throughout the world. See: http://www.karateshorinkan.com

I have been studing karate for seven years, and am a member of the Shorin-Ryu Shorinkan Association.

by Jackel in El Centro September 21, 2008

buttfake

(v) To pull a practical joke on someone.

We buttfaked that dude by putting a dead skunk in his car.

by Jackel in El Centro April 25, 2006

fine business

A ham radio term for sounds like a fun time.

We all set up huge antenna on Joe's house and screwed up T.V. reception for miles around!

Really, fine business!

by Jackel in El Centro April 26, 2006

xyl

A ham radio term for a wife. (x young lady) A girl friend would be a yl (young lady)

Ask your xyl if you can go.

by Jackel in El Centro April 26, 2006

xyl

A ham radio term for "wife." Stands for X-Young Lady

Nice to here you on the repeater, say hello to the xyl.

by Jackel in El Centro July 30, 2008

tickle the taco

To fondle a woman's vagina.

Hey baby, want to play tickle the taco?

by Jackel in El Centro May 24, 2006