Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.

"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Brain Blast

having many intricate, ornate, and intelligent thoughts before climaxing

"Boy that was some brain blast. The thoughts I have when I ejaculate, I tell you what."

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Nippling

rubbing nipples with another woman.

"Damn! You're good at nippling!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Squeaking

two lesbians with virtually no pubic hair scissoring, resulting in much squeaking.

"Uggh. Maribeth we're Squeaking again."

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

Jacking Your Stack

a simple expression to say your are, of course, masturbating.

"Are y-you Jacking Your Stack?"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023