JackMasterBater's definitions

Bill Clintoning It

the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.

Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*

Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"

Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Pizza With Green Olives

a term used for a sidepiece, or a sidechick, because a pizza with green olives is nobody's first choice, unless if you're a psychopath or a homosexual, but it's there if you want it.

Frank: "Rhonda. You're my Pizza With Green Olives."

Rhonda: "Ok Frank, time to take your medication."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Clocking Out

exiting the penis out of the vagina after ejaculating in it.

"Now I am clocking out!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Head Butt

the act of stiking the penile head in the anus of another person.

"Hey babe. Wanna Head Butt me?"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.

"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023