Jack mehoff 's definitions

Cookie crumbs

also known as crackrock

What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

cooker

Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.

I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.

by Jack Mehoff March 25, 2004

boontang

Similar to "poontang" but for gay guys looking for some ass...

Gay Guy #1: Man, I would sure like to hit some ass.
Gay Guy #2: Let's go out and score some boontang.

by Jack Mehoff April 5, 2005

clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.

Rieders eats his own clam chowder

by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2003

America fuck yeah

america fuck yeah (what else)

taem america world police theme song, America fuck yeah

by Jack Mehoff November 9, 2004

oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.

"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003

angry bull

When you are getting head and you turn the person around and start anally fucking them. Then you pull back on their hair and ride them like a bull.

Logan turned around and began to give Mike an angry bull, and then realized that Mike was gay, and so was he.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005