Jack mehoff 's definitions

dr.dre

The Father of Rap

Bow down to Dre

by Jack mehoff February 28, 2004

oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.

"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

snout fucker

A person who has an uncontrolable urge to have sexual intercourse with an elephant's trunk.

Yang licks his own balls, and oh yea, he's a snout fucker.

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2004

shrunken browny

To give someone else a shrivelled penis and shit stained penis.

"Steve you son of a bitch.. .You gave Joe, your gay lover, a shrunken browny.

by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003

cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

Omicron

Noun

Refers to the act of womanizing and being a "playa".

Yo that omicron is hitting up my woman.

by Jack Mehoff January 27, 2005