Jack de wack's definitions

cupit

Also known as "The fart game" In many situations it is not possible to say fart game so cupit is used. The art of cuping your hand, placing the cupped hand in the crack of your ass and farting into it forcefully. then in a swift ninja move you take the cupped hand with a large amount of fart scented air and place it over the unsuspecting persons face. forcing them to breathe in a good amount of your fart.

Uncle Jack:Hi ethan want to play a game called cupit ?
Ethan: ok
Uncle Jack: BRRRRRPP !!!!
Ethan: Ewwww That smells bad uncle jack, I don't like this game
Uncle Jack: Thats o.k. you lost anyway kid ! !

by Jack de wack May 17, 2008

A train

A person who has the aids virus

yo, did you see that guy, looks like he's on the A train

by Jack de wack May 8, 2008

Gash Heavy

Gash heavy is a crude term used to describe the patrons of a bar. If the bar has a lot of males in it, the term sausage party might be used. When a bar or club has a lot of females of legal age the term gash heavy would be used.

Big bob: dude get here quick ! , this place is gash heavy !

scott: how was the club last night Bob ?

Big Bob: Gash heavy man !

I guess i picked a bad time for reconstructive mangina surgery ! !

by Jack de wack March 22, 2010

fire of 1,000 suns

true way to hate.If you could take 1,000 suns and combine their fire and intensity in one spot,you would then place this person, place or thing into that fire with no hesitation or remorse and enjoy watching that object ignite instantly. when your dislike for someone graduates to hatred, and you despise the site of this person, you " hate them with the fire of 1,000 suns.

john: hey jack whats your problem with wes ?, you look like you want to kill him !
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......

by Jack de wack June 13, 2008

cap

when a male fully clothed rubs his cock (tip of his penis, or cap) against any part of another person male or female as if by accident or brushing his crotch against them so that they can feel the penis. this is a tradition in a town called riverhead, and mostly preformed by a man named joe who works in said town.

lori, i was sitting in my seat on a plane and this fuck putting his bag in the overhead just capped me !

joe you fuck, you just capped me ! !

by Jack de wack May 8, 2008

Sweating-a-dick

When someone is over reacting and stressed out and taking it out on everyone around them. A few years ago “stress mess” would have been used. Now the phrase “sweating-a-dick” is used.

Diana: Arnold, why is Carol e-mailing me and everyone else in the office over that file ??? I thought that it was completed ??

Arnold: I don’t know why Carol is sweating-a-dick, I took care of all the issues in the file and sent them to her an hour ago.

by Jack de wack October 14, 2019

rackinella

used to refer to a girl with large boobs. an extension of the word "rack" wich traditionally refered to animal with horns and evolved to a women with big boobs.

Tom: Jim, i'm gonna go talk to rackinella in the tank top.

Jim: I don't blame you, she's got a huge rack ! !

by Jack de wack May 10, 2008