Jack Spank9049's definitions
The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023
Get the Morning routinemug. The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.
This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022
Get the Ahh, feels good!mug. Jack is a very humorous guy who may have black (sometimes curly) hair, with some facial hair, and looks like he lives out of a cave. The music he may listen to can consist of old rock, and alt-rock/indie music.
Despite him being funny, his anger or frustration may get the better of him at times, especially because of video games or someone else's incompetence.
A Jack may also be a certified Spack who may spank him self reguarly (see Spack No.1)
Despite him being funny, his anger or frustration may get the better of him at times, especially because of video games or someone else's incompetence.
A Jack may also be a certified Spack who may spank him self reguarly (see Spack No.1)
Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more!
by Jack Spank9049 February 25, 2023
Get the Jackmug. Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.
So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!
He also used to scam kids!!!!!
Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!
He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!
He also used to scam kids!!!!!
Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!
He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!
by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022
Get the Spack No.7mug. by Jack Spank9049 February 15, 2023
Get the GCmug. When one is drunk or at least drinking a hefty amount of alcohol in one sitting. I.E; At a birthday party or on New Year's Eve.
Spack No.2 is on the piss
by Jack Spank9049 July 31, 2023
Get the On the pissmug. by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2023
Get the Jesusmug.