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by Jack Spank9049 February 9, 2023
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Get the Spack Attack mug.When you get bored and you type 'Type hear to search' in the 'Type hear to search', search box on the Windows 10 taskbar
by Jack Spank9049 March 31, 2022
Get the Type here to search mug.There are teenagers like me who work jobs, want to learn how to drive etc. and you have the small minority of teens boasting about being "sigma males" *sigh*
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
Get the Sigma male mug.A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)
An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
by Jack Spank9049 March 12, 2023
Get the Spack mug.The act of a person who is often unhappy about a product or service, complaining to the local press and pulling a blank, disgruntled expression either infront of a business premises they are unhappy with, holding a product they are unhappy with, or both.
Joe Smith, 54, from Portsmouth, pulled a compo face infront of a Curry's PC World store becaause her Curry's microwave blew up
by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2023
Get the Compo face mug.Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
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