Definitions by Jack Spank9049
Chav FM
This word (or phrase - what every you call it) was invented by Spack No.2's school tutor.
It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.
Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'
This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!
It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.
Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'
This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!
Chav FM by Jack Spank9049 May 15, 2022
In Search of Incredible
In Search of Incredible by Jack Spank9049 May 2, 2022
Ahh, feels good!
The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.
This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.
Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?
- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2
Ahh, feels good! by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022
Spack Music
Spack songs consist of:
The Strokes
Arctic Monkeys
Blur
Electric Light Orchestra
Bee Gees (Spicks and the Spacks)
Elton John
Simple minds
And many more!
The Strokes
Arctic Monkeys
Blur
Electric Light Orchestra
Bee Gees (Spicks and the Spacks)
Elton John
Simple minds
And many more!
Do you listen to Spack music, Spack No,5? - Spack No.2 I have ELO in my playlist - Spack No.5. Yeah sure that counts - Spack No.2
Spack Music by Jack Spank9049 April 26, 2022
Los Santos Rock Radio
The home of Spack music!
Spack No.1, I would like to thank you sooooo much for getting me into Spack music by putting on Los Santos Rock Radio when I was in your car on GTA O on one fine day!
Los Santos Rock Radio by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
Spack No.2
Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
Spack No.2 by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
I HATE YELLOW BUS!
This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
I HATE YELLOW BUS! by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022