Power Wank

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...
Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!
by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022
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Fucking gas man!

The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)

Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!

internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!

The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
by Jack Spank9049 August 27, 2022
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James Ward-Prowse

This man is simply unstoppable. He can be taking free-kicks whether its from shithole Fratton Park or all the way up Newcastle and still top-bin it in the net at Saint Mary's; he is the G.O.A.T!
Spack No.4: Southampton have a free-kick and James Ward-Prowse seems to be taking it!

Spack No.2: You mean penalty?

Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2022
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Spack Bang

by Jack Spank9049 October 02, 2021
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Smoothwall

The page I get greeted with 50% of the time when browsing the interwebz on the school network.
Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.
by Jack Spank9049 May 05, 2021
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Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...
Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
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r/poccer

r/poccer

- Piss
by Jack Spank9049 September 19, 2022
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