Jack Meoff's definitions

chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".

That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.

by Jack Meoff July 10, 2003

homofag

first of all the 4th definition is fucking bullshit, furthermore
Homo-fag an extremely gay person, thing midget, or penis, ect ect

U fucked your dad therefore u r a homofag

by jack meoff November 17, 2003

hoho

A person oh is young,naive,and usually has a question mark on the end of every sentence.Also a post whore on the internet furoms and chat rooms.

Kevin is a HOHO! Kevin can be such a HOHO on the WWW.

by Jack Meoff February 10, 2005

rappist

a man who can bust some tight ass ryhmes as well as bustin someone in the ass

he is rappist

by jack meoff November 13, 2003

douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

SPD

Is and abbreviation for silent but deadly which usaully relates to a silent expulshin of methane gases and has terrible oder and hang time

Ohh what smells i didnt even here it comming

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

Hot n' Cheesey

The act of giving someone a hot n' cheesey, is to stick the male organ into an elongated tube sock that has been sweat in, and filled with nacho cheese that was just cooked. Once the cheese and sock begin to stink, slide the organ in and slap someone in the face with it, preferably the skeez.

MMMMMMmmmmm that was quite a delicious hot n' cheesey you gave me!

by Jack Meoff February 6, 2005