Diseru

Noun
A dirty little whore.

See STD.

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.

by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004

Farget

When, in a sexual encounter, one participant lowers him/herself down to the other's anus. Then, the one person farts into the other's open mouth. Also, the recipient must suck the gas in.

Logan begged me to give him a farget, however, Mike beat me to it and Logan sucked that shit in and loved it. He even busted a nut.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

citnag

a cigarette you stick in one's butt and then smoke it.(preferably for gay couples and drunk bastards)

Yo my boi just had a citnag and he got poop stuck in his teef

by Jack MeHoff April 16, 2005

Cum Loop

When one person in a sexual event stands behind the male and the male jacks off and when he cums, he flings the cum backwards, over his head and hitting the other participant in the face.

Logan was standing behind Mike when mike cum looped him right in the face.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005

Fatitis

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.

Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.

by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003

blach

an aliens version of cocaine

aww blach yea
take some blZNATCH
IF YOU DONT SNIFF THIS BLACH IM GONNA KICK YOU IN YOUR NUTS YOU FUCKIN CUNT ASS BITCH

by JACK MEHOFF May 9, 2003

oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.

"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003