Jack Mehoff's definitions

Beasus

A disposable vape so you don’t sound gay askinf for a disposable

Yo toss me that peach beasus

by Jack mehoff August 20, 2021

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

alley cat

When a white chick or a girl with light skin has a dark poon.

AWW thats gross Stacey has an alley cat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

alleycat

a dark pussy on a white girl or just a girl with light skin.

Eww dont band stacey she has an alleycat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

cum-guzzler

one who guzzles cum
one who eats the man juice
one who swallows sperm

That cum-guzzler swallowed my cum like water.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005