Definitions by Jack Diddly Squat

peniser 

To keep sexual intercourse to its most basic terms the peniser is the "enterer" in the coital relationship. Can be used to describe a man in heterosexual sex, "the man" in homosexual buggery and the dildo weilding lesbian. All are covered by this term. The receptical of the peniser is is it's antonym the penisee.

Damn it Margaret, I'm the breanwinner and by extension the peniser in this relationship!

peniser by Jack Diddly Squat May 26, 2006

end it 

The ultimate phrase to use in an arguement.
Roughly translated it asks the recipient to commit suicide.

"Yeah well I'm cooler than you," says person 1
"Yeah good one buddy, end it," says person 2
Sound of gun shot.

end it by Jack Diddly Squat December 11, 2003

Cockhead

Someone with a cock for a head.

Oh my dear lord, that poor man's head looks a little like a cock. He must be one of those cockheads that I learnt about from that urban dictionary.

Cockhead by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

Hairy-nips 

What Russian women use to attract their men folk.

Remember the first time we met in Stalingrad, when you accidentally put one of your hairy-nips in my glass of vodka?

Hairy-nips by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

penis-vagina-sex

The common use of sexual activity in a heterosexual relationship. The male penis is inserted into the female vagina and good times are had. Not to be confused with penis-anus-sex.

I'm sorry to cut our conversation short but my wife and myself are going upstairs for some penis-vagina-sex. I'll talk more of my business proposal in the morning.

penis-vagina-sex by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

Jiliplactic

A word used to string slang together used best in blasphemic sentences by people with less than an acute theological understanding.

God Jiliplactic Christ!

Jiliplactic by Jack Diddly Squat October 8, 2003