Definitions by Jack De
SWAT Team
A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.
Shoe on a Wire
The act of doing something purely because you can, or doing something that is of no benefit- maybe even a hinderance to the lives of others.
Guy 1: What idiot threw those shoes on the wire?
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!
Shoe on a Wire by Jack De October 9, 2008
SheeVee
When watching the TV, and all you can find is shows that best suit females.
i.e. Chick Flicks, Bewitched or I dream of Jeanie.
i.e. Chick Flicks, Bewitched or I dream of Jeanie.
Guy 1: I am sick of SheeVee! Don't they know dudes also watch the Telly! Friggin' Bewitched!
Guy 2: I hear that.... brother.
Guy 2: I hear that.... brother.
Very Nice, How much?
A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.
Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?
Very Nice, How much? by Jack De October 9, 2008
Fishwasher
Mom 1: (In ridiculous nagging voice) George! Clean, your fish!
Son 1: Fine, I'll chuck it in the Fish washer!
Mom 1: What's a fishwasher?
Son 1: Fine, I'll chuck it in the Fish washer!
Mom 1: What's a fishwasher?
Fishwasher by Jack De October 8, 2008
Shoe F-O
The act in kicking a football off a tee, and your shoe flies off and flies in a similar direction as the foot ball.
(Sonny Bill steps up to the tee)
Dude 1: C'mon Sonny!
Dude 2: Wonderful kick!
Dude 3: I reckon he should get double the points because the shoe went through to.
Dude 4: Cool, a Shoe F-O
Dude 1: C'mon Sonny!
Dude 2: Wonderful kick!
Dude 3: I reckon he should get double the points because the shoe went through to.
Dude 4: Cool, a Shoe F-O
Spider-Man mobile
The explaining of something that completely non- existent.
Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})
I hope I have enlightened you
Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})
I hope I have enlightened you
Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha
Spider-Man mobile by Jack De October 8, 2008