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Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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Get the dandyschlong mug.The act of doing something purely because you can, or doing something that is of no benefit- maybe even a hinderance to the lives of others.
Guy 1: What idiot threw those shoes on the wire?
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!
by Jack De October 9, 2008
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When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.
A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.
A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
by Jack De October 16, 2008
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