Jack De 's definitions

Sagallicious

A man, woman or thing that has balls that sag to it's knees.

Guy 1: Look, at my balls! They're sagging!
Guy 2: Damn! You are Sagallicious!

by Jack De April 24, 2008

chimptation

When a chimp entices and arouses another chimp of the opposite or same gender.

Guy 1: That chimp likes that chimp!
Guy 2: Reckon it'll fall for chimptation

by Jack De October 18, 2008

K- Fred

Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.

Guy 1: Yo, I'm K- Fred!
Guy 2: Hi, .... Fred

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Eshkimo

A person who lives in colder climates, particularly in Asia, where the people who live in the Siberian Alps, drive *Eshcalades* own Mac 10's and wear baggy Saucony T- Shirts. Instead of hanging around *Easties* they hang around the local Fishing Hole, staunching random Eskimos who need to get some dinner for their family.

The Eshkimo hung around the Fishing Hole.

by Jack De January 23, 2009

TriniDad

A man, woman or thing with 3 dads.

Guy 1: I got a mum and a dad.
Guy 2: Oh, Yeah! I got 3 Dads!
Guy 1: Yo a Trinidad!

by Jack De April 4, 2008

Phanturd

-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.

He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.

by Jack De October 16, 2008

Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

by Jack De October 9, 2008