Jack De's definitions

Wankatronic

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Spider-Man mobile

The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you

Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha

by Jack De October 8, 2008

Sleazy Dogga

The Leader of a Sleaze Crew, often recognised by his seedy moustache, this Sleaze is looked up to by all other sleazes. WARNING: Children should avoid this particular sleaze.

Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze.
Guy 2: Yeah Ithink he's a Sleazy Dogga.
Guy 3: That's probably why he hangs out with that crew of sleazes all the time.

by Jack De October 9, 2008

MSN Moron

A person who wastes a lot of their day perfecting their contact card and making pointless conversations over the internet when it is just as good talking to the person face to face.

I spent 3 hours on MSN last night!

You an MSN Moron.

by Jack De October 25, 2008

Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Fishwasher

When someone who is way too lazy, wants to clean his fish, just shoves it in the dishwasher.

Mom 1: (In ridiculous nagging voice) George! Clean, your fish!
Son 1: Fine, I'll chuck it in the Fish washer!
Mom 1: What's a fishwasher?

by Jack De October 8, 2008

I'll be Black

The term used by Robert Downey jr. to give people a general idea of what is going to happen in his up coming movie "Tropic Thunder"

Surgeon: Rob, we're gonna turn into a darker skinned man.
Robert Downey jr: I'll be Black

by Jack De October 16, 2008