Jack De's definitions

Shoe on a Wire

The act of doing something purely because you can, or doing something that is of no benefit- maybe even a hinderance to the lives of others.

Guy 1: What idiot threw those shoes on the wire?
Guy 2: That's Shoe on a wire!!
Guy 1: Why would he do that?
Guy 2: I said, he loves doing something purely because he can!
Guy 1: oh!!!

by Jack De October 9, 2008

SheeVee

When watching the TV, and all you can find is shows that best suit females.
i.e. Chick Flicks, Bewitched or I dream of Jeanie.

Guy 1: I am sick of SheeVee! Don't they know dudes also watch the Telly! Friggin' Bewitched!
Guy 2: I hear that.... brother.

by Jack De October 9, 2008

Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

by Jack De October 9, 2008

Spider-Man mobile

The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you

Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha

by Jack De October 8, 2008

Argentinea

A common fungal disease of the feet, mostly caught in South America, where moisture is trapped on the feet and causes fungal infection.

Bob caught Argentinea in South America

by Jack De January 23, 2009

Eshkimo

A person who lives in colder climates, particularly in Asia, where the people who live in the Siberian Alps, drive *Eshcalades* own Mac 10's and wear baggy Saucony T- Shirts. Instead of hanging around *Easties* they hang around the local Fishing Hole, staunching random Eskimos who need to get some dinner for their family.

The Eshkimo hung around the Fishing Hole.

by Jack De January 23, 2009

K- Fred

Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.

Guy 1: Yo, I'm K- Fred!
Guy 2: Hi, .... Fred

by Jack De October 18, 2008