MSN Moron

A person who wastes a lot of their day perfecting their contact card and making pointless conversations over the internet when it is just as good talking to the person face to face.
I spent 3 hours on MSN last night!

You an MSN Moron.
by Jack De September 11, 2008
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Phanturd

-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.
by Jack De August 31, 2008
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Eshkimo

A person who lives in colder climates, particularly in Asia, where the people who live in the Siberian Alps, drive *Eshcalades* own Mac 10's and wear baggy Saucony T- Shirts. Instead of hanging around *Easties* they hang around the local Fishing Hole, staunching random Eskimos who need to get some dinner for their family.
by Jack De October 13, 2008
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Abilliongazillion

An incredibly large number, often used by small children.
Child: Oh! I have abilliongazillion dollars.
Adult: By that you mean $50 right?
Child: Yes.
by Jack De April 13, 2008
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K- Fred

Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.
Guy 1: Yo, I'm K- Fred!
Guy 2: Hi, .... Fred
by Jack De August 28, 2008
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dandyschlong

a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'
Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandyschlong.
by Jack De September 22, 2007
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slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.
Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz
by Jack De March 02, 2009
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