Definitions by Jack De

Scientologist 

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.

The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.

Scientologist by Jack De October 18, 2008

wangstalicious 

A person who invents a fake persona (usually a Rapper) or (eshay) and hangs around in a group, wearing 'G- unit bandanas', '50c bling' and believes they are gangstalicious. And they are truly the opposite.

Guy 1:Wow, they're Ganstalicious!
Guy 2: Fudge off! They're wanna bees, friggin wangstalicious if you ask me.
Eshay/Lad: Whaaaaat mate! I will a call a cuzzins on ya. They'll fully bash you bro.
........... What mate.

wangstalicious by Jack De October 17, 2008

Xbox 360 

The most superior of the next- gen game consoles available on the Australian market.

Do you own an Xbox 360?
Yeah! It is the most superior of all consoles.

Xbox 360 by Jack De October 17, 2008

Phanturd 

-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.

He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.

Phanturd by Jack De October 16, 2008

I'll be Black

The term used by Robert Downey jr. to give people a general idea of what is going to happen in his up coming movie "Tropic Thunder"

Surgeon: Rob, we're gonna turn into a darker skinned man.
Robert Downey jr: I'll be Black

I'll be Black by Jack De October 16, 2008

Sleazy Dogga 

The Leader of a Sleaze Crew, often recognised by his seedy moustache, this Sleaze is looked up to by all other sleazes. WARNING: Children should avoid this particular sleaze.

Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze.
Guy 2: Yeah Ithink he's a Sleazy Dogga.
Guy 3: That's probably why he hangs out with that crew of sleazes all the time.

Sleazy Dogga by Jack De October 9, 2008

Sleaze Crew 

A group of "people" that usually hang around parks and social areas not talking to anyone or each other, but instead staring at people who walk by. They may be recognised by their sleazy half-moustaches.

Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze crew, thay are soo sleazy.

Sleaze Crew by Jack De October 9, 2008