Jack Batemaster's definitions

trip balz

Drinking so much Absinth that you start to hallucinate.

We drank so much of that Bairnsfather Bitter at the frat party that we started to Trip Balz.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

louche

To make an anise based drink opalescent, or cloudy, by adding water.

Logan Fils louched to a mustard turd brown when mixed with a 1:4 water ratio.

by Jack Batemaster January 10, 2006

Leatherman

A gay man who is extremely buff, has a flat top haircut, a handlebar mustache and loves to wear leather. They are especially fond of leather chaps.

I met that Leatherman over at The Cuff and he had a nice thick handlebar mustache.

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

Pork ribs

A chemical found in Wormwood based drinks. The more pork ribs, the better the Balz(TM) tripping.

That HG was so high in pork ribs, I literally tripped Balz(TM).

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

Abs

Shortened slang term for "Absinthe", a hallucinogenic, Balz(TM) tripping alcoholic beverage.

Hey bartender, bring me another Abs!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

grate

Originally some noroM's mis-spelling of the word "great." Now used to refer to those noroMs.

That's some grate pork rib shit, man!

by Jack Batemaster January 5, 2006

Captain Balls

An internet hero.

Help! Captain Balls come save the day!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004