jackley

ashley bailey

gimme ure money

by jack November 12, 2003

let's get retarded

A new trend calling one to develop a mental disability.

"Hey Joe, let's get retarded"
"Drrrrrrrr"

by Jack February 16, 2005

sarcdar

sarcasm radar, referring to how well people can dectect sarcasm in text

My sarcdar isn't working to well, i thought you meant that literally

by Jack February 11, 2004

OTF out the front

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.

I stabbed the thief with my otf knife

by jack December 05, 2003

manwidth

The diameter of one's penis, and a measure of meaty manliness. First coined in a comic by Penny Arcade. See Fat Pipes.

My manwidth drives the ladies wild.

by Jack August 05, 2006

joementum

When anything has no momentum whatsoever.

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...

by Jack January 29, 2004

Beat

referring to a defunct device

"That is a beat tape player"

by Jack April 21, 2004