36 definitions by Jack Batemaster

hydroplane

A type of DJ scratch that uses a hand to vibrate the vinyl by creating fluttering friction which makes the speed of the record jump slower very quickly.

You have to have sticky fingers to perform the hydroplane, otherwise it will just slow the record down.

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

Pork ribs

A chemical found in Wormwood based drinks. The more pork ribs, the better the Balz(TM) tripping.

That HG was so high in pork ribs, I literally tripped Balz(TM).

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

grate

Originally some noroM's mis-spelling of the word "great." Now used to refer to those noroMs.

That's some grate pork rib shit, man!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

cornholer

Someone from Nebraska.

The cornholer, from Lincoln, is a good corn picker.

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

acid rock

In the 1970's and 1980's, what older people used to call heavy metal and hard rock. Now most of those people are dead, but sometimes you'll hear someone say it at the retirement home.

Junior, cut your sideburns and stop listening to that Acid Rock or you'll start worshipping Satan!

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2004

boat

Something cool, rad. The shit.

That antique Pontarlier glass is the boat!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

fader

Short for crossfader. A slider device on a DJ mixing board that moves between the mixer's channels.

That DJ was cutting it up, movin' the fader back and forth.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2004