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1; A derogatory term used to describe a black person; in reference to the historical cotton picking forced upon African slaves.
2; Someone who belongs to a specific genre of persons who pursue sexual relationships, whether momentary or prolonged, with people of Asian ethnicity in a manner that is at least somewhat exclusive.
3; Somebody who likes to remove tampons from a vagina not belonging to them, consenting or otherwise.
2; Someone who belongs to a specific genre of persons who pursue sexual relationships, whether momentary or prolonged, with people of Asian ethnicity in a manner that is at least somewhat exclusive.
3; Somebody who likes to remove tampons from a vagina not belonging to them, consenting or otherwise.
Example 1;
Black Guy: "Fuck you cracka!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, cotton farmer!"
Example 2;
Person 1: "That guy's always fuckin' Asian chicks."
Person 2: "Word, he's a fuckin' cotton farmer!"
Example 3;
Fratboy 1: "What's with this guy's wastebin, it's full of used tampons?!"
Fratboy 2: "Oh that sick fucker...you didn't know he was a cotton farmer?"
Black Guy: "Fuck you cracka!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, cotton farmer!"
Example 2;
Person 1: "That guy's always fuckin' Asian chicks."
Person 2: "Word, he's a fuckin' cotton farmer!"
Example 3;
Fratboy 1: "What's with this guy's wastebin, it's full of used tampons?!"
Fratboy 2: "Oh that sick fucker...you didn't know he was a cotton farmer?"
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
Get the Cotton Farmer mug.A word to describe a particularly fleshy, protrusive and/or bulbous outer-vaginal area that is visible to the eye (when the female is naked), usually involving distinct vaginal lips.
Guy 1: "Check out the troutpout on that stripper!"
Guy 2: "Christ! I'd let her snag my bait any time!"
Guy 2: "Christ! I'd let her snag my bait any time!"
by Jace Jackson October 4, 2008
Get the Troutpout mug.Terminology used to typically describe a caucasian male who has the innate ability to move in on the female lovers of black men and successfully steal them away. Such a man is often blessed with a particularly charismatic swagger, uncompromising tenacity, advanced sexual skill and perhaps most importantly a penis so epic in proportion that it often easily out-impresses any Afrocentric competiton.
Person 1: "Check it out, it only took cracka a week to turn that ho out."
Person 2: "Fuckin' shadow bumper!"
Person 2: "Fuckin' shadow bumper!"
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
Get the Shadow Bumper mug.Term to describe a devoted fan of the Liverpool band "Xander and the Peace Pirates" who can be seen every Sunday at The Cavern Pub (birthplace of The Beatles) from 10pm-1am.
The band consists of the one-armed KEITH XANDER (guitarist, lead singer) who is better with a guitar than most people with two hands, his brother STUART XANDER (rhythm guitarist), spoony Irishman JOHN BIRD (bass guitarist, singer), JAKE WOODWARD (drummer) and CHRIS HOWARD (percussion, keyboards).
OPENING FOR BON JOVI FRI 24TH JUNE, 2011, OLD TRAFFORD.
The band consists of the one-armed KEITH XANDER (guitarist, lead singer) who is better with a guitar than most people with two hands, his brother STUART XANDER (rhythm guitarist), spoony Irishman JOHN BIRD (bass guitarist, singer), JAKE WOODWARD (drummer) and CHRIS HOWARD (percussion, keyboards).
OPENING FOR BON JOVI FRI 24TH JUNE, 2011, OLD TRAFFORD.
Person 1; "Fuck me kidda, these Peace Pirates are sound as a pound! Even if that John one wears fucked up hats!"
Person 2; "Yer a Peacekeeper now kidda, welcome aboard. Now go and get a wash ya dirty baghead!"
Person 2; "Yer a Peacekeeper now kidda, welcome aboard. Now go and get a wash ya dirty baghead!"
by Jace Jackson June 29, 2011
Get the Peacekeeper mug.This is a sexual practice maintained by homosexuals in which one male's ejaculatory fluid (semen, spunk, cum, jizz, sperm, load) is used as lubrication on another man's penis. This method of lubrication may then be utilized to allow aid in penetrative anal sex, or simply to enhance hand relief (wank, handjob)
While more commonly practiced than most hetrosexuals would imagine by the general homosexual public, the act of gluegunning can also be seen in many gay pornographic workings.
While more commonly practiced than most hetrosexuals would imagine by the general homosexual public, the act of gluegunning can also be seen in many gay pornographic workings.
Person 1: Oh fuck, he just jizzed and then rubbed it all over that other guys dick...then shoved it up his ass!
Person 2: It's called gluegunning, son!
Person 2: It's called gluegunning, son!
by Jace Jackson August 10, 2009
Get the gluegunning mug.A word used typically to describe a person who is blinded by a solopsistic brand of naiveté to such a specification that he, or indeed she, believes themselves to be of far greater value than they in fact are. An erronous yet unforgivably arrogant and falsely egotistical state of self which is often met with the punishing distain of it's better-knowing observers.
Those who can be defined with this word often create spectacles of themselves to draw attention to the value they believe to exist there. Most of the time, even though often surrounded by a number of people who are foolishly taken in by their projections of self worth, such people have many unimpressed peers who find it difficult not to ridicule them frequently for being so egocentrically and mistakenly abhorrent in their pretentiousness.
The personification of fool's gold.
Those who can be defined with this word often create spectacles of themselves to draw attention to the value they believe to exist there. Most of the time, even though often surrounded by a number of people who are foolishly taken in by their projections of self worth, such people have many unimpressed peers who find it difficult not to ridicule them frequently for being so egocentrically and mistakenly abhorrent in their pretentiousness.
The personification of fool's gold.
Spectator 1: "Yo, that white kid is fly, check out his bling and his rims and shit."
Spectator 2: "You're kidding right? That's one beamy motherfucker right there!"
Spectator 2: "You're kidding right? That's one beamy motherfucker right there!"
by Jace Jackson October 2, 2008
Get the Beamy mug.1; A person who is somehow naturally capable of indicating whether or not a person has any African genetic heritage, in spite of the fact that generally they may seem merely causasian to others.
2; Someone who can inexplainably sense when a black person is involved in any one given situation, often including a consequential sense of blame upon the person.
2; Someone who can inexplainably sense when a black person is involved in any one given situation, often including a consequential sense of blame upon the person.
Example 1;
Person 1: "Don't let that Britney lookin' broad fool you, she's got a little sometin' sometin' in her."
Person 2: "You heard it boys...the boo stinker has spoken!"
Example 2;
Person 1: "What? Someone messed up your ride? It was that black motherfucka whose girl tried to hit you up last month!"
Person 2: "Shit boo stinker, you gifted son!"
Person 1: "Don't let that Britney lookin' broad fool you, she's got a little sometin' sometin' in her."
Person 2: "You heard it boys...the boo stinker has spoken!"
Example 2;
Person 1: "What? Someone messed up your ride? It was that black motherfucka whose girl tried to hit you up last month!"
Person 2: "Shit boo stinker, you gifted son!"
by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
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