Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.

Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Elbow bumps

a kama sutra position where both elbows come together causing an elbow bump

"Yo, didn't you go out with Kelly last night?"

"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Fit

A tantrum one throws when they aren't getting their way, usually taking place within minutes of having their teeth knocked out.

I heard Jarrell had a fit when Keisha changed the Netflix password after they broke up.

by JaVonni Brustow April 02, 2021

Fit

When your outfit for the day is 100% on point, it is abbreviated as a "fit."

Rachel's fit was an old nasty child throwin' a fit in the store fit.

by JaVonni Brustow April 02, 2021

You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Zoom

lyrics to a song by Wreck-XN-Effect sung while motorboating

After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021