JaVonni Brustow's definitions
A tantrum one throws when they aren't getting their way, usually taking place within minutes of having their teeth knocked out.
by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021
Get the Fitmug. A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
Get the Unprecedented Timesmug. An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet
"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
Get the I hope this email finds you wellmug. "Hey guys, we're going to rob this bank. Everybody mask up. Don't be like the idiots that got caught rioting on Jan 6th at the US Capitol that didn't wear masks."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
Get the Mask Upmug. by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021
Get the Fitmug. When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
Get the Social distancingmug.