Karen

Karen is a person who threatens to shoot their neighbors for playing with fireworks and then goes to the police with white woman tears when they get upset about being spoke to that way.

Karen just threatened my life and then dialed 911 when I said, "hey f*ck you, Karen." Karen is a b*tch.

by JaVonni Brustow June 26, 2020

Snatched

A waistline so incredibly thin it can only be obtained by the most dedicated of bulimics

Her waist is like so snatched... like CPS took her kids snatched

by JaVonni Brustow April 02, 2021

Elbow bumps

a kama sutra position where both elbows come together causing an elbow bump

"Yo, didn't you go out with Kelly last night?"

"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

I hope this email finds you well

An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet

"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Fit

A tantrum one throws when they aren't getting their way, usually taking place within minutes of having their teeth knocked out.

I heard Jarrell had a fit when Keisha changed the Netflix password after they broke up.

by JaVonni Brustow April 02, 2021

Mask Up

The last thing on your checklist before committing crime.

"Hey guys, we're going to rob this bank. Everybody mask up. Don't be like the idiots that got caught rioting on Jan 6th at the US Capitol that didn't wear masks."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021