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When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
Get the You're Muted Again mug.When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
Get the Social distancing mug."Hey guys, we're going to rob this bank. Everybody mask up. Don't be like the idiots that got caught rioting on Jan 6th at the US Capitol that didn't wear masks."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
Get the Mask Up mug.An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet
"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
Get the I hope this email finds you well mug."Yo, didn't you go out with Kelly last night?"
"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."
"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
Get the Elbow bumps mug.Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.
"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"
"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."
"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
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