JaVonni Brustow's definitions

Fit

A tantrum one throws when they aren't getting their way, usually taking place within minutes of having their teeth knocked out.

I heard Jarrell had a fit when Keisha changed the Netflix password after they broke up.

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

I hope this email finds you well

An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet

"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Mask Up

The last thing on your checklist before committing crime.

"Hey guys, we're going to rob this bank. Everybody mask up. Don't be like the idiots that got caught rioting on Jan 6th at the US Capitol that didn't wear masks."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Fit

When your outfit for the day is 100% on point, it is abbreviated as a "fit."

Rachel's fit was an old nasty child throwin' a fit in the store fit.

by JaVonni Brustow April 2, 2021

Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.

Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021