JaSoN's definitions

Safe Sex

When two safes have sex

Look, those safes are getting it on.

by Jason March 1, 2004

Thrice

A post-hardcore band whose really really really ridiculously good looking members include Dustin Kensrue as singer and rythem guitarist, Teppie Teranishi as lead guitarist, Eddie Breckenridge as bass guitarist, and Riley Breckenridge as the drummer. They're talent is second only to their awesome good looks and personality. See also the shit

Thrice > You

by Jason March 1, 2004

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

sum 41

a band that is punk and for everyone ho says its not punk can kiss my ass

good charlotte rox!

by jason February 20, 2004

columbianbandit

person who makes a full pot of coffee when only one person wants it

Forest is a columbianbandit for making a full pot of coffee when he is the only one who wants it.

by jason February 11, 2004

OBX

Somehow it's short for "outer banks." They're printed on stickers that resemble the black and white country stickers cars have on them on Europe. People use them to tell everyone "Look at me!!! I went to the beach! I paid too much for a sticker/license plate!@!@"
Beach bum wanna be's.

Seen on car---> (OBX)

by Jason February 5, 2004

commie nazi

A cross between a Nazi and a Communist

Lee is a Commie Nazi

by Jason February 5, 2004