JaSoN's definitions

Starchy

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley

"omg STARCHY UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

Jaskaran

A guy that beat up Paulo Vitug hella bad.

Did you go jaskaran on his ass?

by Jason April 30, 2004

terminator

A terminator is when you are hitting a girl from the back and you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns her head back because she thinks you are finished, then you let the real load go in one of her eyes. If done correctly she will have one eye red as hell just like the terminator.

I gave stacy a terminator last night and she got so pissed.

by JASON October 21, 2004

crunk

A new piece of flash equipment, like a car's wheels, or dubs...something shiny instead of using the word "bling"

"yo son, that new black chrome shaft on your lob wedge is crunk!"

by jason February 11, 2005

Festivus

A rare holiday that combines the traditions of Jews and Christians. They often use a metal pole for their center piece of decoration instead of a christmas tree or lights.

It was once used on Seinfeld.

by Jason June 30, 2004

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason July 11, 2016

Shempo

One that is wise and 1337 beyond his years.

That guy is a complete shempo.

by Jason July 30, 2003