JaKe's definitions

hot beef injection

Puttin yo fat dizzo in any orafice on a bitchs body

Brian T. Lovett gives lots of bitchs hot beef injections

by Jake May 13, 2005

Keii

The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.

Jake: Hey Keii

Keii:...

Jake: yeah I feel you

Tom: Man you guys suck

Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.

Keii: learn something new everyday

by Jake December 28, 2004

Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

Gave that ho a clown face!

by Jake May 21, 2004

Tweed

Mid Western term for something "hip" or cool. Prince once spoke of someone as Tweed.

When seeing a good looking person of the opposite sex, he told his friend, "She is so tweed, I would love to say hello."

Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.

by Jake May 13, 2005

on the rag

(adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.

She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.

by Jake February 20, 2004

prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang

We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.

by Jake March 24, 2004

gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.

todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom

by jake April 17, 2004