splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation

i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.

by jon November 27, 2004

Cuiab

''See you in a bit''

Msn:
Right dude CUIAB

by Jon November 03, 2004

lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

cuezick

person who loves to eat bacon constantly everyday

cuezick eats bacon

What a fuckin cuezick

by JoN March 21, 2003

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

puntas

Pimp who brings on the milkshake

My PUNTAS brings all the boys to the yard!

by Jon June 03, 2004