JOn's definitions

junk

junk is when something is extremely horrible

dude that stuff is junk

by jon May 13, 2005

The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 7, 2004

in the weeds

When a waiter/waitress is serving too many people at once.

Ned, you're in the weeds. I think I'll get Julie to wait on the other six tables.

by Jon January 11, 2005

computer-nerd

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)

i want i piece of that nerd;)

by Jon February 11, 2003

lsanne

A very cute and small girl, Lsanne is extremely good at moaning but VERY randy, oftem liking to watch porn before a steamy sex session with Bubba.

A girl who loves her boyfriend (The Bubsickle) muchly.

"Your girlfriend is really Lsanne"

by Jon January 4, 2004

dinner masher

one man using his errect penis to "mash" another mans dinner via his arse hole.

Julian Clarey is a "dinner masher"

by jon September 22, 2003

terrorism

an attack which kills white people

it's not terrorism when we do it either.

by jon April 2, 2005