JOhn's definitions

dustache

a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick

Jeff looks like he's getting a dustache

by John March 6, 2003

dirtstick

When someone has a mullet and a moustache. Usually accompanied by ripped jeans and a black concert t-shirt

Dude, these dirsticks asked me to by them beer outside the 7 11.

by John March 6, 2003

coño

Dominican slang for "Damn!" or "Shit" or "FUCK" depending on how loud you say it

by John March 6, 2003

L.U.G.

Lesbian until graduation

by John March 6, 2003

oh hells no

Definite no

Aqua'netta: is that bitch wearing my dress. oh hells no. i will fuck that bitch up.

by John March 9, 2003

jizz queen

a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.

"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen."

by john March 16, 2003

shit eater

a person who experiences intense orgasm while ingesting massive amounts of fecal matter from their sex partner.

" i wish i was jennifer lopez' shit eater!"

by john March 16, 2003