JOhn's definitions

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004

JJ bus

The retard bus. In Lake County Ohio we used to have a bus company that had the short bus' that used to transport the retards to school. The company name was JJ something, hence the name.

Hey... look at all the retards on the JJ bus.

by John November 20, 2004

Lipids

Lipids simply means fat, or an overweight person.

Man, that girl sure has MAJOR lipids!

by John November 23, 2004

CB

Cock-block: an act that someone else does that ruins your chance at getting some punani.

"Hey Tyrone, you just CB'ed me bitch! Now I ain't gettin' no pussy tonight!"

by John November 24, 2004

Squinge

NOUN: General terminology for marijuana weed, pot.

VERB: Smoking marijuana.

What up dawg? Got any squinge?
OR
What up dawg, feel like squinging today?

by John November 25, 2004

wisoe

noun-whistle
slang-wisoe

hey wisoe was that you i saw on the 10 freeway with that burner?

by john November 27, 2004

brouter

A device used to broute and route networks. A mix between a bridge and a router.

The brouter was brouting the packets in data comm today. We ordered a brouter off of ebay for class.

by John November 29, 2004