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Definitions by JOhn

butt plug 

An anal toy, used by males or females. Primarily used to stretch and relax the anus over time for a good fucking.
After Jessica had the buttplug in for a few hours, she was ready to get butt fucked.
butt plug by john August 29, 2004
A nigger. But not like most niggers, he has class.
damn that guy is a Sp00n.
sp00n by John August 25, 2004

i was about to say 

1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.

also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'

2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.
1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...

b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...

c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...

d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...


2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.

b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.
i was about to say by john August 24, 2004
The main reason the world was created, so everyone could hail Henzy. He is the most important person in the word.
I wish i could be like Henzy
Henzy by John August 24, 2004

Wet Wonder 

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.
I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.
Wet Wonder by John August 24, 2004
a guy..hoo plays CoD...and enjoys man fun ;-)
Horak Enjoys Man Fun
horak by John August 19, 2004

Corvette 

The only car that's been on this earth for over 50 years, always V8, always fiber glass, always 2 seats, always 5.7L ( with 427, and sometimes 454 options, always fast, always beautiful, always reasonably priced, always the best!!
Teacher : If you could have any car, what would you have?

Boy 1 : A Ferarri!
Boy 2 : No way, Porshe!
Boy 3 : A Corvette
Boy 1 & 2 : Wait!, we would pick vettes too!
Corvette by John August 18, 2004