JOhn's definitions

fk

F.K. means to french kiss someone

i got to fk that hot chick!

by John December 19, 2004

Story

N. - One of the sluttiest girls in altomonte.
V. - An act of sexual misconduct.

Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head

N. - I fucked story last night three times!
V. - Ya she really pulled a story last night.

by John December 20, 2004

meat head

Usually said in describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.

"Yo John, look at those meat heads over there on the bench press. I bet their nuts are the size of M&Ms after all the steroids they've taken."

by John December 22, 2004

pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

doober

ganja; leafy green; mary jane

"smoke that mother fucking doober"

by john December 25, 2004

red bull and vodka

the combination of 50% redbull 50% vodka.

garunteed to fuck you up.

"fucking wanker, get me a red bull and vodka"

by john December 25, 2004

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004