JOhn's definitions

Jeep

Verb. To place in a jeep whilst headbanging to Spice Girls.

"I'm going to Jeep my genitals"

by John September 16, 2004

liver lips

lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.

As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.

by john May 2, 2003

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

bizneeautch

an evolution of 'bitch'
at first, the word was bitch. then, in the '90s, the gangster folk became popular and started saying "beeyatch"
which soon turned into byatch, then, the final phaze, bizneeautch

you are a bizneeautch.

by john October 10, 2004

maika

sex god with biggest penis in the world
women can not keep their hands off him and like the screaming orgasms they get while with him

women wish their men were more like maika

by john May 24, 2004

Sweden

the country that is continuously being joked about by danes, norwegians and finns alike!

sweden= cheap knockoff of other scandi countries

by John May 13, 2005

crackah

A white person.

Yo, Whitey McWhite-White is such a crackah!

by John April 23, 2003