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To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.
"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"
by John September 15, 2004
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Derived from Huckleberry Finn
Derived from Huckleberry Finn
I had pocket fives and my opponent had Ace King and the flop came Ace Ace 6 the turn came 7. He had me beat but I hucked it when the 5 came on the river.
by John September 15, 2004
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A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together
Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.
Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.
Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.
Saucy is such a wrinkle
Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.
AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled
Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)
Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!
Saucy is such a wrinkle
Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.
AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled
Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)
Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!
by John September 29, 2004
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