JOhn's definitions

dead head

One who is a fan of the 60's rock band Grateful Dead, often wear tie-dye shirts and follow the band across the country on tour.

Pete's a dead-head, he went to every Grateful Dead concert this year!

by John August 31, 2003

cheese nips

A name for a girl with a nasty cheese smell (i.e. michelle K)

Even trucks need baths or u start to smell like cheese nips

by John January 21, 2005

cuntra

The art of being a cunt.

Those girls must practice cuntra.

by John December 6, 2003

fugmo

fuckin ugly mother fucker

John's mom is a fugmo, but I'd still hit that shit.

by John December 15, 2002

pongo

The sound the balls make when they hit a girls ass while having sex.

While watching Judge Judy, I could hear my roommate making pongo with his girlfriend.

by John April 20, 2003

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 16, 2004

D's

Boobies.....or a size of boobies

Damn girl pull out them D's
or
girls go wild and pull ur D's out!

by John February 15, 2004