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Life

a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone
by John September 3, 2003
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Kim Jung Il

1. The antichrist.
2. The North Korean dictator.
3. To North Koreans Kim Jung Il is a god-like figure.
4. Deceitful
5. Kim Jung Il is referred to by the North Koreans as "Jeedoja-dongjee," meaning literally, "our comrade advisor."
by John September 4, 2003
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Vegan

Someone who cares about the suffering of sentient creatures, and therefore does not consume eggs, milk, or meat, as well as abstaining from wearing animals or using products tested on them.

Meat-eaters are harmful to the environment, not vegans. They are the main cause of world hunger by wasting land to feed overbred cows who will become tortured and killed. Meat is an inefficient resource, and also requires a lot of oil in production. Don't say veganism is bad for the environment.

God warned against animal cruelty, and preched compassion. Many references made to meat were metaphoric or not referring to flesh. Most scholars believe Jesus didn't even eat fish, so don't use the pseudo-Christian argument either.

Finally, b12 and protein can be obtained from plants. Beans, nuts, and seeds are rich in protein, and many other plant based foods contain it as well. Seaweed, yeast, and raw organic foods have b12, and it also can be grown as a bacteria.

Debeaking, beating, tail-docking, ear-clipping, confinement, etc. aren't humane. There's no excuse for not being vegan.

The arguments against veganism are very ignorant.

The word vegan means compassion.
Woah, that person cares about the world, she must be a vegan.
by John September 4, 2003
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schledium

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium
by John September 5, 2003
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doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
by john September 5, 2003
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frumpy

A sexual act often confused with the grumpkin, where the male gives anal sex for such an extended period of time. Then when the penis is removed the loosened bowels spill out after a tap on the stomach
David gave a frumpy to jason and let the bowel spill in his mouth
by john September 5, 2003
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Westlake

One who consumes the flesh of fetuses and/or babies and also smokes crack regularly.
I'm off crack, it's for Westlakes.
by John September 5, 2003
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