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Dumbassedness

An act (past tense) of being a dumbass.
It was major dumbassedness on Jim's part when he robbed the bank in broad daylight.
by John February 17, 2004
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barnfart

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.
In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.
by John December 2, 2003
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Jevin

A hustler who smokes dank baut sells mid's for the price of dank
he has mad hos and keeps them on the DL
A guy goes and steals someones weed and sell them the sme shit back that's a jevin

that jevin took ur ho tree and money
by John February 24, 2004
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luxor

The retarded version of saying lucky.
Often used by people playing online first person shoot-em ups. Alot of the time used instead of haxor to describe someone who is good or suspicious because most people find being called a haxor a compliment they just want to try and degrade them or arouse intrest from other players into thinking the person is a haxor by calling them a luxor
"I was playing Counter-Strike the other day and somone got a moving full zoomed AWP headshot though a wall, da luxor"
by John March 22, 2003
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oh hells no

Definite no
Aqua'netta: is that bitch wearing my dress. oh hells no. i will fuck that bitch up.
by John March 9, 2003
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red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX
fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...
by john September 24, 2005
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buttseksz

i had t3h buttseksz with her!
by john March 18, 2003
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