JOhn's definitions

pongo

The sound the balls make when they hit a girls ass while having sex.

While watching Judge Judy, I could hear my roommate making pongo with his girlfriend.

by John April 20, 2003

function

an expert with a glock

OMfg he is a function with that thing

by John April 8, 2003

cockless

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

by John April 8, 2003

roach

A blunt, joint, or weed.

Yo nigga, light me uppa roach.

by John April 4, 2003

wonchon

sexy stud

man, im a wonchon!

by John April 1, 2003

TOTM

Acronym for "Time of the Month" ... used when you want to complain about a girl's mood, while doing do in a manner that she does not necessarily understand..

"Why the fuck is Claudia so pissed off lately?"

"Totm"

by John March 30, 2003

jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.

1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.

by John March 30, 2003