MTV

The 2nd reason that 99.9% of the world population (mainly the US population) is manipulated and retarded to some degree (the 1st reason being rap).
"Music" television my ass.

MTV= Manipulative Television.
by Joe August 20, 2003
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willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.
While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.
by Joe January 13, 2004
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Californication

The re-make or 'take off' of anything california style. Making everything in the world fit into the insanity of California - trendy, expensive, disastrous, chaotic, and dark
selling columbian coffee in a designer package for $3 instead of .25c . Creating a conspiracy of a moon landing involving a complicated scheme of filmaking and politics rathar than actually spending the effort in actually landing on the moon.
by joe November 05, 2004
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blowin' up

To recieve a call, generally on a cell phone.
Damn yo, your blowin up again
by Joe November 04, 2002
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smelly

oh my! that shit on your shoe is smelly
by Joe April 23, 2005
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nextel bitch

a hot cellular phone that lets you two-way people and make fun of them gerat phones and a grate service bitch
Bianca two wayed sara from her nextel bitch and made fun of her
by joe February 10, 2005
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plotz

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .
Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.
by Joe November 13, 2004
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