JOe's definitions

milk shake

Quite a rare speciment indeed! When one sticks a straw up a girls vaginal area and sucks all the liquid out! IT is very done correctly, but when done by the masters it will give the girl a tingly feeling!

Man i milk shaked that girl dry!

by joe April 27, 2004

Twat

A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.

Wow look at that twat!

by Joe January 6, 2007

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The way the letters are arranged on the Qwerty keyboard

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

by Joe September 28, 2004

blumby

recieving a blow job while taking a shit

Tom recently recieved a blumpy in the bathroom at mcdonalds.

by joe May 13, 2005

65535

The highest possible number in 16 bit binary

The trojan used ports 65500-65535, but it was blocked

by Joe August 13, 2004

adrenaline

Substance secreted by the body when someone is experiencing fear,excitement...makes the heart beats faster and slows digestion..normally dogs can smell it that`s why they attack when feared.

-I was excited,everybody was screaming the adrenaline was pumping I jumped and caught the rim..
-The fans were jubilant, raucous, their adrenaline running high

by joe February 8, 2005

Jelly Bracelets

1 Black-sex
2 Orange-head
3 Pink-hand job
4 red-hand job
5 Green-make out 15 sec.

If you want to have sex break my black jelly bracelet.

by Joe April 3, 2004