Definitions by JOe

choad

a square freaky dick

brian bell can't keep his hands off his choad

choad by joe April 7, 2004

PuertoRoc 

The person you fear the most.

Don't fuck with PuertoRoc.

PuertoRoc by Joe April 6, 2004

cushy 

comfortable, touchable, fun to cuddle with

Her figure made her look really cushy, so we decided to call her that

cushy by Joe April 6, 2004

triple bag 

When you sleep with a girl so ugly, you need a bag for yourself, her, and one to puke in. It's one step further than a double bag.

She was so ugly I had to triple bag it

triple bag by Joe April 5, 2004

Jelly Bracelets 

1 Black-sex
2 Orange-head
3 Pink-hand job
4 red-hand job
5 Green-make out 15 sec.

If you want to have sex break my black jelly bracelet.

Jelly Bracelets by Joe April 3, 2004

Maynard James Keenan 

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

not needed

Maynard James Keenan by joe April 1, 2004

boba run 

The act of obtaining boba.

I'm off on a boba run. You want anything?

boba run by joe April 1, 2004