JOe's definitions

Waterburger

See Whataburger.

The Brown communities term for Whataburger.

Shi, man. I'm Starvin.' Let's get some Waterburger.

by Joe May 30, 2004

Cape May

The town is Owned by Kent Lambie

U just got OWNED or Pawned

by Joe May 13, 2005

mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

by Joe November 16, 2003

zlaccu

Sweat Of The Cunt

Il Alla madonna x riha ta zlaccu andek il lejla pajs!

by Joe October 8, 2003

Sniperjoe

The coolest, guy on earth. Is half-Filipino, which makes him half-minority, which is rarer than full, so be extra nice to him. Owns on everything. See me. See Cyberdead, just cuz.

We love you Sniperjoe, you own!

by Joe July 24, 2004

fagasexual

1. A person who is married and says he is not gay but really
2. A Flaringly gay individual.

1.kobe bryant is a fagasexual.
2. Elton John is a fagasexual.

by Joe December 23, 2002

Mole

A myopic alcoholic music major with a penchant for deficating in sinks.

When Mole arrives at our parties, we lock the bathroom doors.

by Joe December 28, 2004