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Henzy

The main reason the world was created, so everyone could hail Henzy. He is the most important person in the word.
I wish i could be like Henzy
by John August 24, 2004
mugGet the Henzymug.

townie

A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.
Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up
by John March 15, 2004
mugGet the towniemug.

anime

Japanese animation not porn. Anime porn is called hentai.
by John March 8, 2005
mugGet the animemug.

bronxville

A suburb of New York located 2 1/2 miles north of the Bronx. Is a village of the Town of Eastchester. Cost of living is almost as expensive as Manhattan.
Rent across the Bronx River from Bronxville in Yonkers is like half as much.
by John December 3, 2003
mugGet the bronxvillemug.

tokuda

a man who has an infatuation with brad pitt
Mr. Tokuda: "In order to first understand the proper network capabilities of the server capacity you must first look at this naked picture of Brad Pitt that I will put up on the big screen. Don't ask why."
by john February 22, 2005
mugGet the tokudamug.

Poostix

To be wrong in the head, with an unhealthy obsession with Bananrama and web forums.
I.E. randomly in the middle of a conversation saying Bananarama....."They're a good band arn't they" would probably class you as Poostix.
by John May 6, 2005
mugGet the Poostixmug.

butt plug

An anal toy, used by males or females. Primarily used to stretch and relax the anus over time for a good fucking.
After Jessica had the buttplug in for a few hours, she was ready to get butt fucked.
by john August 29, 2004
mugGet the butt plugmug.

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