JOHN's definitions

titwillican

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.

i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.

by john February 14, 2004

hot chilies

A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"

An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.

by John February 14, 2004

marselos

A very handsome greek male that drives around with a smart.

Na o marselos molis perase me thn pipa tou...

by john February 15, 2004

D's

Boobies.....or a size of boobies

Damn girl pull out them D's
or
girls go wild and pull ur D's out!

by John February 15, 2004

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 16, 2004

guyjantis

something that is really massive...like something gigantic, times 100= guyjantis

GUY-JANTIS'..damn nigga..yous got some guyjantis feet..

by John February 16, 2004

lot rats

ratty scrubby people who follow jambands such as phish or phil lesh around who never have tickets to get in....they just walk around the parking lot selling drugs.

I got this bud off of some lot rat after the phil show.

by JoHn February 16, 2004