JOHN's definitions

sherms

Variation of sherm and shermstick, tobacco mixed with weed and dipped in pcp.
Called sherms because they look like expensive brown paper Nat Sherman cigarettes or mini-cigars nats.

I think jimmy's smokin' sherms

by john January 2, 2005

udders

breasts with absolutely no erotic qualities

look at those disgusting udders

by john March 25, 2004

Rosco

A very large penis; a penis that is great in size

Do you have a Rosco? I have a Rosco.

by John March 30, 2004

cozy

a foam container in which to place a cold beverage

"I got a free beer cozy at the bar last night."

by John April 13, 2005

Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

by John March 31, 2005

fredieu

arrogant... fun loving person with a sarcastic personailty. Loves to eat and watch movies all of the time. Also Loves furry animals crawling on him. Can be Jewish at times but mostly liberal.

Jon Stewart is an example.

by John November 15, 2004

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003