JOHN's definitions

jesus on a cracker

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

by John December 15, 2004

keyfood

roccos foundation (the rocco family)

by JOHN October 26, 2003

benchaud

Urdu word meaning Sisterfucker

that Mike is a right benchaud

by John February 17, 2005

buzzing noise

annoying sound heard while t-mobilizing. could mean one of the following.
1. coolness levels.
2. aliens trying to communicate with t-mobile users.
3. ghosts trying to communicate with mortal t-mobile users.

"i can barely hear you over the buzzing noise."

by John January 11, 2005

R.H.B.

"right hanging booger" a code for telling a friend they have a booger in their nose. Also "L.H.B." for the left nostril.

Hey Jason...R.H.B.

by John March 6, 2003

fridgecat

A girl that is too ugly to sleep with unless you're so drunk that you cannot perform anyway.

I went home with a fridgecat last night, so now I've got blue-balls and a hangover.

by John June 18, 2006

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 9, 2007