pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.

My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.

by john May 13, 2005

9er

the nickname of daren's dick. It is 9 inches long. girs love it...i know i do, hehehhe.

Oh my gosh daren has a niner

by john February 03, 2005

Strength In Scars

Strength in Scars

\m/: Str N' Scrs


A group of idiots with shitty guitar riffs and gay vocals. ~fin~


Slang term for: Shitty Music

We are Stupid

we are strength in scars.

by John December 05, 2004

LHS Marching Band

n, A supremacist fascist organization who is hell bent on controlling every aspect of life at Lassiter High School.

aslo known as: The Band, Band Nazis

(Band Nazis): SIG HAIL DER BAND FUERER!!
(Der Band Fuerer): Yes my faithful minions, take over the school in the name of the band!
(Band Nazis): JA!, SIG HAIL, DER BAND!

by john November 30, 2004

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003

hergatt

Hergatt is the slang term for "nuts in your mouth" yes stephan,...you just got publically punk'd.

Love,
The System

by john July 15, 2003