lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 23, 2004

mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT

that streaker is a thick mackem wanker

by John November 18, 2003

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 12, 2004

Dickhead

A person with a big floppy penis on their head, typically the forehead.

you are a dickhead

by john November 02, 2002

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 05, 2004

ville

Louisville, KY

Back in the 'ville for the summer.

by john June 12, 2004

UAFF

noun, an American organization who sympathizes with the IRA, Sinn Fein, and the Republicans. Created in the year 1999, they plan to fight along side with the IRA, and drive the Brits out of Ireland forever.

Ulster American Freedom Fighters

by john December 01, 2004