JOHN's definitions

washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.

"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."

by John November 23, 2003

fuggles

Fucking someone while giving them a hug

"David fuggles steph till she screams"

by John January 11, 2004

Robeen Dey

Lead singer of rising rock band Aurora. Born in Atlanta, Georgia, this amazing singer/guitarist is a triple threat with high levels of artistic skill, good looks, and intelligence.

Robeen Dey rocks the show.

by John January 29, 2007

Wal-mart

A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.dumb asses.

Excuse me ,excuse me, idiots.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

goldabar

A wannabee heisher, who strives (ultimately in vain) to be funny and cool.

"lol, you wish you could be as cool as heisher!"

by John April 19, 2005

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004

Shatpank

Shatpank means something really cool or rad.

Example: Foo is not shatpank. At all.

by John September 22, 2003