JOHN's definitions

Creox

to become suddenly enlightened with the meaning of the Universe.

At that point the Creox of his existence was made small and insignificant.

by John October 16, 2004

Imports Suck ASS

A generic phrase used by undereducated muscle car freaks that have only seen civics with over sized wings and front ends, because a real car person knows that a car can be fast and it doesnt depend on the make but rather on the person doing the tuning of the engine.

Boy look at that civic run 16.7 imports suck ass

by John July 17, 2003

dustache

a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick

Jeff looks like he's getting a dustache

by John March 6, 2003

homie

the people u dont turn ur back on

tupac and biggie,50cent and jarule

by john March 22, 2007

Kim Jung Il

1. The antichrist.
2. The North Korean dictator.
3. To North Koreans Kim Jung Il is a god-like figure.
4. Deceitful
5. Kim Jung Il is referred to by the North Koreans as "Jeedoja-dongjee," meaning literally, "our comrade advisor."

by John September 4, 2003

booty

the name of my mean dork like gf's cat.

my gf has a great booty. Wat u mean her or the cat

by John November 13, 2004

Chronic24

An unskilled Runescape clan-leader who loses all his items periodically, then asks his clan members to donate to him so he can get back on his feet.

Also prays and teleports away from The Alliance clans.

A complete noob.

Chronic24 is undoubtedly a complete noob.

by John April 14, 2005