JOHN's definitions

WAL-MART

A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.

Hey sir, could you get me 10 bags of pork groins.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

pecker popper

to put an object like a pen in your dickhole and pop your prostate gland.

by john April 25, 2003

fart

Flatulence And Rectal Trauma
The building block for the flatomusical sound of Flatulina's music.

Flatulina's trademark sound is that of a fart with singing fish, and a big orchestra.

by john November 8, 2003

george w bush

A reason to move to Canada.

I can't take four more years of dingus ruining our country, I'm moving to Canada!

by John September 1, 2004

Taste the rainbow

Act of eating a woman out while she is on her period.

Unable to control his blood fetish gary tasted sally's rainbow.

by John March 17, 2005

george w. bush

man who in 1989 said himself he was a little rich kid who's only done little unimportant jobs for his dad and should not be elected for even a mayor position.

george w. bush shouldn't have been elected for president.

by john June 6, 2004

Kupfner

Incest, Inbreeding

You probably fuck your mom you kupfner

by John March 14, 2004