Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

hodge

a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war

i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls

by joe smith February 10, 2004

magic underwear

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

dansux

someone who sucks at life...really badly

that noob is a dansux

by Joe Smith March 26, 2005

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.

From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!

by Joe Smith December 04, 2003

incharge

A person of jewish decent who enjoys sucking the balls of little boys named Jeremy or Lance.

I heard that Max kid is incharge.

by Joe Smith January 28, 2004