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troll beaver

Refering to a short woman's vagina
She flashed me her pale, naked, troll beaver, and I almost puked.
by Joe July 3, 2003
mugGet the troll beavermug.

derranged duck

a person who is unstable on a bike going 1mph even whilst having stabilisers falls off the bike and crashes into a parked white van
by joe December 15, 2003
mugGet the derranged duckmug.

queer beer

a beverage that mostly women prefer but is not bad for me to enjoy
eg. woodys ice, smirnof ice
by joe April 22, 2003
mugGet the queer beermug.

dorked

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked
This computer is totally dorked.
by Joe February 21, 2004
mugGet the dorkedmug.

half life 2

a badass game for PC that has the best physics engine ever. i do wish that all of you jackasses would quit compairing it to halo 2. those two games are in completely seperate realms of each other. PC's and consoles are totally different. both games are great in their own right, but trying to compare the two is like saying that a certain book is better than a completely different movie. thats fucking retarded.
you can get it at walmart or anyplace that sells video games
by joe January 28, 2005
mugGet the half life 2mug.

progie

program for a computer - often time used by haCKERS TO DISCRIBE program(s)
You got any hot proggies?
by Joe May 13, 2005
mugGet the progiemug.

trinity collegiate school

When people hear the name Trinity Collegiate School, many things come to mind. Children of doctors, drugs, alcoholics, 15 year olds who drive mercedes, bmw's, and land rovers. Not only that, these kids are beyond spoiled. They never wear the same thing twice. To them, paying 150 bucks for a pair of jeans named after the number 7 is a "great deal!" Daddy can do this and daddy can do that, its ridiculous.
Ellen: Dad, my cashmere lacoste shirt is wrinkled!
Dad: It's ok, i ordered you 10 more today.
Ellen: 10? That's it? god, you don't love me do you?
Dad: Oh no baby i do, here, what else can i get you?
by Joe May 13, 2005
mugGet the trinity collegiate schoolmug.

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