JOE's definitions

blow dirt

cut the cheese, fart, floating a biscuit

You better check your underwear after you blow dirt.

by Joe August 7, 2003

southbourne

proper noun, shit hole in west sussex. Full of pikeys.

"James lives in Saaafbourne'

by Joe February 14, 2005

PuertoRoc

The person you fear the most.

Don't fuck with PuertoRoc.

by Joe April 6, 2004

Nag

A needle filled with heroine or some other opiate, as in the song "Givin' a Fuck" by The Darkness

...but I won't apologize
I'll inject into my eyes
if there was nowhere else to stick my nag

by Joe March 1, 2005

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

grunge

stupid label put by the media to describe an indescribable movement of music in the late '80s and early '90s. usually great sounding music that is messed up by idiots who try to make sense of it. NIRVANA is the greatest band ever.

1. Grunge is dead.
2. he's such a cob nobbler, he doesn't listen to grunge.

by Joe March 28, 2005

Bone

money

person 1: how much ya got?
person 2: bout 50 bones

by joe November 9, 2003