troll beaver

Refering to a short woman's vagina
She flashed me her pale, naked, troll beaver, and I almost puked.
by Joe July 03, 2003
mugGet the troll beavermug.

derranged duck

a person who is unstable on a bike going 1mph even whilst having stabilisers falls off the bike and crashes into a parked white van
by joe December 15, 2003
mugGet the derranged duckmug.

dorked

Another slang word for broken; See hosed and borked
This computer is totally dorked.
by Joe February 21, 2004
mugGet the dorkedmug.

snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall
Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.
by Joe May 13, 2005
mugGet the snowboardmug.

fish

A combatant who is easy to beat but hard to get ahold off; a chump.
It would've been over a lot quicker if he wasn't such a fish.
by Joe March 22, 2004
mugGet the fishmug.

special k

I retarded cerial thaet makeeas yoiu reatardid, I eat it can you tell?
"Dam thaet speicail K was goood"
by JOE July 23, 2004
mugGet the special kmug.

angry pirate

Or also known as the Dirty Pirate. Give a give web eye then kick her in the shin and run away, turn around and she looks at you like an angry priate chasing you with one eye and and a stump leg.
I shot her a web eye and she came after like and angry pirate!
by Joe February 12, 2005
mugGet the angry piratemug.