JOE's definitions

Yellow Tail

1 a beautiful woman of asian descent

2 a woman of asian descent appearing to have a hip measurement more than one standard deviation greater than that of the average asian woman's (30")

Lets go to Flushing and check out some Yellow Tail.

by joe November 5, 2004

zelda

Best game series ever!

I just beat zelda the wind waker yesterday.

by joe April 16, 2003

choke

The act of coming up short of the set goal.
ex: The Philadelphia Eagles(see also cocksuckers)

'01-'05 Philthydelphia Eagles

by joe January 21, 2005

walked on

What happens when you try and front on 240 HB, and race him.

civic 1: why do you look so shocked?
civic 2: because i tried to race this busted-looking blue nissan pick-up with this crazy driver, and he walked on my sorry ass.
civic 1: damn, i better watch out for him.

by joe January 14, 2004

leamers

Leamy

I have a pet leamer named leamy

by joe April 16, 2003

twirl

A form of dancing most often associated with the counter-culture scene, esp. hippies and jam-heads. Characterized by loose, free-flowing movement and a complete lack of patterns.

When Widespread came on at Bonnaroo, the music just hit me, and I had to get up and twirl

by Joe April 27, 2004

Nick Kang

He is the hero of the game True Crime streets of LA.
An ex member of the L.A.P.D and now a member of the E.O.D.(Elite Operations division).
Although he may be a cop he can still bitch up anyone he feels like!!!(and do matrix moves).

I'm "Nick kang" I'm going to bitch that hobo up with my car.

by joe October 24, 2003