load guard

a womans eye-wear

Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!

by Joe January 14, 2004

Naughlk

Naughlk
adj. Naughlker
noun. Naughlker-bib

1- Verbal reaction to an unpredictable, unfavorable, or ironic event.

2- An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for it's unfavorable results.

3- A title given to something or someone with behavoir that is consistently contradictory, akward, and unproductive.

1- When Peter stubbed his toe while stepping into the truck, he said Naughlk.

2- "You stubbed your toe? How Naughlker."

3- That guy is always dopping things and stubbing his toe. He's a naughlker-bib.

by Joe March 04, 2004

choad

a square freaky dick

brian bell can't keep his hands off his choad

by joe April 07, 2004

Tsaungus

The area between the bottom of the ballsac and the anus or the bottom of the vaginal opening and the anus. AKA guch, gooch, chode.

Put my legs behind my head and lick the chud off my tsaungus.

by joe November 18, 2003

Snipe Hunt

Much like Cow Tipping, it is an errand into the woods to search for small fictional birds called snipes, but with more of the intent of ditching one's younger, more naive victim than finding snipes.

Hey kiddies, want to go snipe hunting?? You catch one by holding your flashlight very still on a single spot!

by Joe February 20, 2004

yano

A disgusting and disturbing...ahhh...little sex machine that rapes little kids when they fall asleep; snuffles some truffles in the middle of the night.

...my ass is looser; damn yano...

by Joe April 08, 2004

Mars

The fourth planet in our solar system. Red, and named after the Greek god of war.

I went to mars!! Hip hip horay!!

by Joe September 25, 2004