Definitions by JM99 Official

Schrödinger's Unbothered

Someone who really hates getting hate but acts unbothered/happy when they get hate as a failed attempt to use reverse psychology to get them to stop.

Guy 1: You suck!
Guy 2: Idc keep hating I love hate comments 😂😂😂
Guy 2 then kills himself
Guy 1: Dude that guy was such a Schrödinger's Unbothered

Schrödinger's Unbothered by JM99 Official July 29, 2026

Loycool

Like cool, but even cooler. So damn cool.

Me: Ryan Loy is so loycool
Ryan Loy: Yay!

Loycool by JM99 Official April 7, 2026

ushankacore 

a slur for poser alt people who wear jncos, affliction, ushankas, dickride sematary and tx2, obsessed with "y2k" stuff (most of it is from way after 2000), and are just here to ride the trend harder than i ride carsan

jerry: that guy over there is so ushankacore

jorry: yeah let's kick him out of our scene

ushankacore by JM99 Official August 19, 2024

Carsan 

when you Carsan

IM GONNA FUCKING Carsan AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Carsan by JM99 Official February 17, 2024

Algerian Sponge Fork 

When you rub shit in someones pores while listening to Needlepeen

Carson: What's your favorite way to have sex?
Holden: I love giving an Algerian Sponge Fork.

Algerian Sponge Fork by JM99 Official December 8, 2023

Blarps penis

Blarps penis

Blarps penis

Blarps penis by JM99 Official October 4, 2023

JM99 

hottest man ever

JM99 is the hottest man ever holy shit

JM99 by JM99 Official October 2, 2023