JIm's definitions

Death of Rats

The death of rats is about six inches high, and as you have probably guessed is a rat skeleton. He wears a black robe and carries a small scythe just like Death. The death of rats has the same job as Death (keeping the dead in order and ensuring they go onto their next life). The difference here is that the death of rats specialises in rats and other small rodents i.e. mice, hamsters and gerbils. The death of rats can often be seen with a large black raven.

"Uh oh the DOR cometh"

by Jim January 7, 2005

Skirt

Girl

See da skirt would love to get that one

by jim July 17, 2003

187

we have a 187, thats murder

we got a 187 on a mother fucking cop

by jim March 8, 2005

stem

n. a crack pipe that consists of a hollow stem.

we pull gats like baseheads pull stems mufucka!!

by jim June 24, 2003

cockprop

1. The opposite of cockblock.
2. To help a guy score with a chick.

"She seemed hesitant, then her friend came over and they had a private conversation. After that she was practically jumped my bones. Her friend was a total cockprop."

by Jim February 23, 2005

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

b.o.b.

B.O.B. = Big Old Bird

A polite term used by a man to describe a fat girl as it's better than calling them a chunk.

Two mates are having a beer in a pub and a fat girl walks past....
Rich: I don't fancy yours much mate.
Alan: Yeah you're right buddy, she's a B.O.B. - a big old bird!!

by Jim July 19, 2004