My Chemical Romance

What can I say about this band....hmmm, well first off, if you like them you are either a fucking fag, or have serious mental problems. They are not punk, they ARE emo, wich by the way, is short for "emotional rock". they suck, are gay and the singer looks ike a fucking girl. listen to some real music, you fucking faggots.
by Jim September 25, 2005
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lds

limp dick syndrome...............................
seeing one of henrys ex's naked... or clothed... either way its sick
by jim January 03, 2005
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g-spot tornado

A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.
You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!
by Jim December 05, 2004
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salad shooter

Wow, that guy was a salad shooter on the cooking show!
by Jim May 14, 2003
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A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
by Jim July 19, 2004
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Drilling

To penetrate a woman in a fast 'n' furious style.
" seriously mate I drilled her last night......"
by jim February 17, 2004
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Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed
i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore
by jim July 23, 2003
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