JIM's definitions

drive by

farting while walking by a co-workers workstation

wtf is that smell? that mf'er must have done a drive by, cuz it wasn't me.

by jim December 13, 2003

t-dot

(1) acronym standing for "trannies do torontonians".
(2) transvestite jizz.
(3) "secret ingredient" put in Tim Hortons coffee.
(4) reference in Shawn Desman's (Shawn D. drinks 2) homo-erotic song about "rocking out with his cock/ sock out". In this context, "t-dot" stands for "Toronto, Ontario" ... Yo yo yo. I'm gonna GET MINE! That bitch is shizzle!
(5) shit or "scat".

I'm going to the corner to get some t-dot; that she-male is HOT! (1, or 2).

I'm going to drink some Timmie's coffee because I'm in withdrawal from lack of t-dot (1, 2, 3, or 5).

Both Vancouver and Montreal are superior cities to t-dot (4), as are Winnipeg and Pussytown, Ontario.

Last week I was in T-dot (4), getting some t-dot (1 or 5), drinking some T-dot (2 or 3), and then I jizzed out some t-dot (3).

Shawn Desman likes to consume t-dot (2 or 5).

by Jim August 30, 2004

Butter On A Roll

Someone who thinks of themselves as classy but is really just fat, ugly and stupid. Origin: Better in a Rolls, i.e. Rolls Royce.

He thinks he's fierce but he's really just butter on a roll.

by Jim March 13, 2003

wally

Useless, ineffectual person. Or whole dill pickled baby cucumber. Both east London, England. The latter usage is now rare. Pronunciation: WO-lee.

You couldn't find your arse (ass) with both hands behind you, you wally.

by Jim September 10, 2003

Trunkslut

A female that likes it when a guy puts his junk in her trunk, aka Anal. Nicer way of saying Buttslut or Ass Whore

That girl over there likes it in the butt, she is a trunkslut.

by Jim January 1, 2005

knob

A word Canadians use to describe indians

You can tell it's welfare cheque day. The entire beer store is jam packed with knobs.

by Jim February 1, 2005

OIS

Most likely the worst school on earth! If the hallways were any smaller bacteria wouldn't even be able to get through!

It costs so much to go to this school but no one has any idea where the money goes because the school is shit!

by Jim January 17, 2004